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THE DAILY QUOTE
Where’s Steve? I don’t like it. he should be here by now!
Bali Strickland recounting the words of fellow On The Rock team member, Dave Sparkes. After two weeks of hurrying up and waiting for the Maui event to run and losing his mind in the process, Sparkesy had adopted a pet cockroach, which he named Steve. Every night Steve would turn up out on the porch, Sparkesy would pat him and talk to him about his day. On the last day though Steve never showed, and Sparkesy was freaking, thinking Steve had been on the wrong end of a can of bug spray.
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THE GOLDEN PINEAPPLES
December 20, Da North Shore
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WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN PINEAPPLE AWARDS!Bigger than the Triple Crown, bigger than the world title... the Golden Pineapples are the North Shore's Oscars. The biggest performances of the winter are rewarded with what could either be a 300oz solid gold pineapple, or simply a cheap Foodland pineapple sprayed gold. Regardless, The Pineapple is the reason these guys come to the North Shore each year, and the reason they paddle out into waves powerful enough to turn them into pineapple fertiliser. Who got the Golden Pineapples... and who got the rough end of the Golden Pineapple? Hit play to find out. |
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THE RUSTY PINEAPPLEIt cut a tragic, pathetic figure. Once the ultimate symbol of supremacy in Hawaiian waters, it now lay in a pulpy, flyblown yellow puddle. For 20 days the Golden Pineapple trophy had sat in the fruit bowl in the Off The Wall team house, blinding all who dared look at it. But today, with the season over, it was sacrificed from the third storey of the team house.
As a result of some budget constraints, the original plan to cast a pineapple out of solid gold was scaled back to a buck-fifty pineapple from Foodland and a can of gold spray paint. But nonetheless every time Mick Fanning, Owen Wright and Nathan Hedge paddled out at Pipeline, it wasn’t their personal gratification, their reputations, or their careers front and centre of their thinking. It was the lure of winning The Golden Pineapple at season’s end.
But like everything in this disposable, modern world, the trophy has a use by date, which, according to the tag and the swarm of fruit flies buzzing around it, was about three weeks ago. The pineapple has withered. Its spiky fronds long since drooped, its lustrous golden paintjob now a muted bronze.
As it hit the ground today, it was the perfect metaphor for the enthusiasm of the On The Rock production crew themselves. Bright and dazzling on Day 1, a flyblown yellow puddle on Day 20. The dream, sadly, is over.
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Feature StoryCLAW... Claw Warbrick has been bouncing around and wringing his hands a little more than usual in the past two weeks. Rip Curl’s founder has been on hand to witness the glut of North Shore swell, “one of the better seasons I’ve seen”. An avid analyst of the pro surfing, Claw loves to pick the game apart – waves, boards, surfers, judging – he loves the interplay. After 36 North Shore winters – give or take one or two – Claw is pretty well placed to give a perspective on what has gone down this December, the big shifts and the little ones. On The Rock caught up with Claw the day before the Pipe Masters final.
OTR: So Claw, how many North Shore winters does this make?
Claw: I think the first year I came to the North Shore was the season of ’72, and we stayed all the way into January. I certainly haven’t come every year, but I can recall being there in those hot years in ‘75 and ’76, supporting the boys. [Laughing, referring to the whole Busting Down The Door era when the friction between the Hawaiians and the Australians got heated to say the least].
So you managed to get out in one piece.
Managed to get out in one piece, helped a couple of the Aussie boys get out. They were good times.
How would you sum up the changes in the place over 36 years?
On one hand there’s enormous changes and differences in the place, but on the other hand its broadly the same. All those reefs are in place and those smashing swells still come in from the North Pacific. So the shoreline hasn’t changed too much, but from the building line its unrecognisable. Everyone’s built and crept up as close to they can to the ocean.
Do you still get excited on the plane on the way over thinking about what you’re going to see?
I always get excited to come to the North Shore at this time of year because it’s a unique place, not only for the surf and the waves themselves, but every year there’s a new crop of challengers taking on the waves. Every year there’s better equipment and better surfing. I’ve got to say in the last several years the guys have charged harder on the high impact, close to the shore breaks like Pipe and Off The Wall. They’re surfing them more fearlessly. They’re surfing them deeper and later and taking new and more daring angles. It’s inspirational to watch.
What’s your take on the surfing at the Pipe Masters you saw yesterday?
I had mixed feelings about yesterday. It was a great day of contest
surfing, you get all those high nines, Joel gets two 10s, and they
looked for all the world to be 10s to me. But some heats pumped and
others were short of waves. I do think that at a small size at Pipe and
Backdoor the overlapping format didn’t work very well at all. Too many
heads in the water primarily. You basically had a 20-minute heat and it
was like one surfer had a handicap, depending on how they went during
the previous 20-minutes when they had to fight for scraps. I just
thought that when the surf was inconsistent it had a big effect on the
results. And if you wanted to be proactive in the first 20 minutes wen
you didn’t have priority, the chances of causing an interference were
high. But look, there was some exceptional surfing but I don’t think
under this circumstance the overlapping system worked, I would have
even preferred seeing just 20-minute heats. At least it has a defined
start and finish point.
What’s the best thing you’ve seen in the water in terms of performance surfing this winter?
I guess Joel’s 10s, they were exceptional. Along Pipe to Off The
Wall it’s the usual suspects, really. It’s inspirational to watch. The
contrast to Sunset though is noticeable. So many guys focus their
surfing between Pipe and Off The Wall, they might surf a little Logs,
all the hard, vicious, breaking-close-to-the-shore-death-pit kind of
things. But some guys still ride some of the bigger, oceanic waves. The
contrast at Sunset is amazing. I didn’t see the bigger, wilder days,
but I saw the final day when the swell was west and there were the huge
A-framing west peaks, classic Sunset. It’s such a massive venue, and
it’s such massive water with huge, drawing faces. It’s an entirely
different type of wave to the one just a kilometre down the beach. My
wrap on the Sunset event was that there were two winners. One winner
was CJ Hobgood; outstanding performance, last man standing, and one of
the few goofies to win there. But the other winner was Sunset Beach. It
was classic Sunset on that last day and we saw a different kind of
surfing. When it’s like that it’s just a matter of time before Sunset
Beach did up the competitors – whether it was a west peak that broke on
them and drove them through their board, shortened them, their
surfboard, shortened their heat. It all became about lining up the
ocean’s energy.
I really noticed the undersize boards being surfed, and that’s a
remarkable thing about the ASP criteria being directed towards radical
and extreme turns. You virtually only get scored for radical turns or
barrels, but there’s a lot more to surfing than that, especially at
Sunset. The criteria doesn’t allow the judges to reward some of the
subtleties that are excellent surfing and you need at Sunset. There’s a
lot of those subtleties and filler time when you surf a place like
Sunset. If you’re coming down 25 foot of face, it takes a lot of time
to get from the lip to the bottom turn, and there’s a lot of stuff
those guys are doing at a place like Sunset that doesn’t get regarded
by the criteria. You get to big Sunset and it’s a different environment
and it becomes a different canvas. Hang on, now I’m talking about
surfing as an art! [Cracks up] No scores in the art department!
In the 70s and 80s especially, Hawaii was regarded as maker or breaker of a surfer’s career. Still true today?
I don’t think you could be broadly regarded – or a surfer regard
themselves – as reaching the pinnacle unless they cut the mustard here,
and these days they probably do want the hamburger with the lot. They’d
prefer to produce outstanding performances all along the strip. Pipe to
Off The Wall especially, but I think they’d like to display a broader
range of performance, definitely be able to cope with Sunset Beach and
perform there, and any of the main breaks in the main two-mile stretch
of the Seven Mile Miracle. They may not necessarily want to take on
Waimea or the cloudbreaks. There’s a lot of swinging from ropes these
days, and a lot of them don’t want to do that.
Kekoa Bacalso has made the cut for the 2009 Dream Tour. Thoughts?
I’ve seen him surf a lot. He’s a very interesting character. He’s
got the ability to come up with big results like the World Junior
Championship and the odd 6-star on the ‘QS. I think he’s a force to be
reckoned with. He’s an interesting mix. He’s solid, hard to knock off
the board, he’s got big power turns, but because of his young age he’s
got all the new age moves there as well. And I think he reads the
barrel well. He’s had wildcards at the top level, so he’s seen it
before and I think he’s ready to go. If he has some application and
discipline it wouldn’t surprise me to see him go top 10. I think he’s
got the ability to put the hammer down and make life interesting for
the top guys.
And are we seeing the beginning of a Steph Gilmore dynasty?
Steph’s got some challenges, and one of those is her immediate
success. Statistically the highest success rate of any surfer on the
world stage so far. She had three wildcard starts for three wins, she
won four of eight last year, she’s won four of seven this year with one
to go. That’s a record any surfers would long for. Her challenge will
be to maintain the motivation. She’s 20 years old and she’s got two
world titles. The sky’s the limit, but the other thing is she’s
probably the tip of the iceberg in female surfing. The girls are
achieving surfing levels along the lines of the guys, and not to a far
lower extent. I know of 15 or 20 young females who are outstanding, and
they’re spread throughout the world. We’ve got a plethora of them in
Australia, there’s several in Hawaii, Europe, South America. Steph’s in
the fortunate position where she could gain motivation from those girls
as they grow up. They’ll keep her honest. Some of them, are going to
attack her with athleticism, some of them are going to attack her with
wave catching skills and smarts on priority, others will be outright
brilliant surfers. If she takes that the right way, each new crop can
be an inspiration to her and help her lift and develop her surfing. I
think it’s a similar position to what Kelly was in. He came in and
basically changed surfing, which is what Steph has done. And then Kelly
had to knock down generations of talent. The talent is probably more
immediately obvious in Stephanie’s case. She’s going to be the one
they’re all after. In Kelly’s case it took a while before new, high-end
surfers came along. One of the things you’ve got to give him credit
for, when he started showing signs of losing motivation and slowing, he
had his sabbatical. He had his break, and his surfing since has been
remarkable. When he came back there was a new superstar called Andy
Irons, and Andy beat Kelly convincingly three times in a row. Andy’s
one of the greatest, but Kelly dug deep and came back to win another
one. Mick Fanning got on such a roll, his will to win was like a
runaway train. Same thing happens again this year; Kelly gets back on
the horse and wins again. It’s remarkable. In Steph’s case, if she s
injury free and motivated, it could be a Steph Gilmore dynasty… which
wouldn’t be a bad thing to see. [Much chuckling and hand wringing ensues, Claw style].
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